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Search Results: alcoholic

Men watch football, woman calls it the 'Stupor Bowl'
By: Roy Delgado
2017-04-05

Elephant drinks to forget, camel can't remember to drink - Color
By: Dan Reynolds
2017-03-20

Man passes breathalyzer test, fails for bad breath
By: Roy Delgado
2017-03-14

Vagrant only permitted quart bottles in 'metric free park'
By: Roy Delgado
2017-02-20

Drunk husband tells wife he was trying to avoid her - Color
By: Roy Delgado
2017-02-14

Man brings bible to BYOB party - Color
By: Dan Reynolds
2017-01-09

Drunk Airline passenger thinks he's now qualified to fly the plane - Color
By: Vance Rodewalt
2017-01-04

Archeologists find well preserved brain of alcoholic dinosaur - Color
By: Larry Lambert
2016-12-30

Trap set for man watching tv, beer used as bait - Color
By: Dan Reynolds
2016-12-19

Drunk worm at party kisses his own tail end - Color
By: Dan Reynolds
2016-12-13

Healthy man dies, now healthiest in cemetery
By: Roy Delgado
2016-12-12

Employee in cubicle conserves strength for Happy Hour - Color
By: Chris Wildt
2016-11-30

Late bee-husband reeks of pollen, wife angry
By: Marty Bucella
2016-11-30

Pie-Eyed Piper causes rats to follow in drunken line
By: Roy Delgado
2016-11-28

Dogs refer to balloon dog as 'real party animal' - Color
By: Dan Reynolds
2016-11-17

Artificial courage is dangerous, says man in pub - Color
By: Larry Lambert
2016-11-07

Darth Vader tries to get free drinks by saying he's their father
By: Marty Bucella
2016-10-12

Proctologist celebrates license with 'bottoms up' drink
By: Chris Wildt
2016-09-27

Panhandler will buy booze to celebrate paying off student loan
By: Marty Bucella
2016-09-06

Passenger leaves airport after seeing drunk pilots and condition of airlines - Color
By: Ed Hall
2016-08-30

Beer app has Amber Alert - Color
By: Dan Reynolds
2016-08-24

Mountain top guru's 'meaning of life' is enjoying it with drink
By: Chris Wildt
2016-08-10

Drunk Air Transat pilots would make great Bombardier executives - Color
By: Theo Moudakis
2016-07-21

Air Transat pilots pulled over for impaired flying - Color
By: Bruce MacKinnon
2016-07-21

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