'Processed beef' comes from cows with barcodes - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-02-03 | 'Food Police' ask if man knows how many calories he's eating By: Roy Delgado 2017-02-03 | At exercise gym, snack vending machine only one boy likes By: Roy Delgado 2017-02-02 | Cow now mad on therapist's leather couch - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-02-02 |
Cow has 'udder medical exam,' squirts milk everywhere - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-02-01 | Visiting doctor, lactose intolerant cow thinks it 'lacks toes' - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-02-01 | Because of muscle memory, man doesn't want to return to gym By: Roy Delgado 2017-02-01 | Cow looks like its dragging today, its udder shows it - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-01-31 |
Patient's get well card from insurance company threatens to raise premiums - Color By: Harley Schwadron 2017-01-31 | Exercising woman says money can't make you happy, but plastic might By: Roy Delgado 2017-01-31 | Woman's fat has GPS and finds way back to her By: Marty Bucella 2017-01-30 | Typewriter in 'its day' was never sick, young computers get virsuses - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-01-27 |
Woman advises old man to wear hearing-aid for sex By: Roy Delgado 2017-01-26 | 'Foot patient' isn't comatose, he's 'comatoes' - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-01-25 | Boss says promote exploding e-cigarettes as 'self-lighting' - Color By: Larry Lambert 2017-01-24 | Dead husband asked why he doesn't get some exercise - Color By: Larry Lambert 2017-01-23 |
French fry chiropractor has curly fries patients - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-01-20 | Chicken has 'hot flashes,' produces fried eggs - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-01-20 | Chief 'Running With Scissors' has many injuries - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-01-20 | Chicken has 'hot flashes' again, makes fried eggs - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-01-20 |
Man believes in paying taxes, so he drinks and smokes By: Roy Delgado 2017-01-18 | Doctor digitally alters girl with phones for hands, offers to be on call - Color By: Dan Reynolds 2017-01-18 | Man eats large sandwich, woman counts calories By: Marty Bucella 2017-01-16 | Man uses stock trading app, exercises, and tracks himself with Fitbit By: Harley Schwadron 2017-01-12 |
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